22 4 / 2014

joselynhughes:

we get it, sizzlechest, your kid’s smart.



Maybe it is OctoMom’s Van…

joselynhughes:

we get it, sizzlechest, your kid’s smart.


Maybe it is OctoMom’s Van…

22 4 / 2014

I suddenly have new goals for my life!!

22 4 / 2014

"Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself."

(via luhansangel)

I always find myself apologizing when I say no. “I can’t do that, I am so sorry!”.
Is that because I am Canadian or is that what most people say?

(Source: j-term, via smartgirlsattheparty)

21 4 / 2014

I took this Hooligan and her sister for a walk by the river. We found a  pack murder convent   herd of deer, and got super close to them before they slowly sauntered away. 

Turns out the deer in Calgary aint scared of nothing.

I managed to get within 3 feet of one, I thought about lunging just to say I touched it, but someone about that felt wrong…

I took this Hooligan and her sister for a walk by the river. We found a pack murder convent herd of deer, and got super close to them before they slowly sauntered away.
Turns out the deer in Calgary aint scared of nothing.
I managed to get within 3 feet of one, I thought about lunging just to say I touched it, but someone about that felt wrong…

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13 4 / 2014

Ug. Summer.

Come at me bro!

Ug. Summer.
Come at me bro!

(via words-can-save-your-life)

13 4 / 2014

Anonymous asked: How is/was your spring break?

It was FANTASTIC!
I teach in BC, so we get 2 weeks off! So lucky!
I went back home to Calgary, Alberta, hung out with friends and family.
Went to Edmonton, and to the Sportsman Show, met ManTracker, had an eagle put his wing on my head - that was cool! Hung out with my cousin who is going through a rough go and had great conversations with her.
Went to the USA for a weekend away with the family and family friends. Shopped. Ate great food. Lots of laughs. And board games galore!
Saw friends. Had a birthday party. Had some friends road trip through and went skiing with them in Banff.
Did my taxes.
And SLEPT. SLEPT. SLLLLLEEEEPPPPTTT!
One day I slept for 15 hours and I wasn’t even sick!
At the same time; every time I hung out with someone they kept asking me when I was moving back home. This always makes me feel crappy. I want to live back in Alberta, but I love the school I am at!
Thanks for asking! Also, who arrre you?

11 4 / 2014

Just went for a run in the pouring rain!! I am a wet, sweaty mess - and I couldn’t be happier! 
I need to run more. I forgot how good it feels! 
Anyone want to be accountability partners and run 5 days a week with me? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Just went for a run in the pouring rain!! I am a wet, sweaty mess - and I couldn’t be happier!
I need to run more. I forgot how good it feels!
Anyone want to be accountability partners and run 5 days a week with me? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

11 4 / 2014

(Source: i-want-cheese, via elysedc)

10 4 / 2014

Throwback to that time I was a pigeon whisperer.

Throwback to that time I was a pigeon whisperer.

10 4 / 2014

bookoisseur:

4gifs:

Toy lightsaber turns out to be real. [video]

I want it.

bookoisseur:

4gifs:

Toy lightsaber turns out to be real. [video]

I want it.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

03 4 / 2014

I have no idea how.
I went to volleyball with a fully functional toe, and when I left I could barely walk on my foot.
I sort of get intense when I play and don’t always feel pain. Because of this I have injured myself pretty bad a few times (tore the ligaments in my thumb, messed up my ankle pretty bad, and popped my shoulders out a few times).
When I say I am competitive, I mean it!!
Needless to say, my hour and a half of teaching gym today left my foot even more swollen and bruised.
Too bad they can’t do anything for a broken toe!

01 4 / 2014

APRIL FOOLS AS A TEACHER!!
I was nervous about April Fools with the group I had today, so yesterday I was explaining to them what makes a good prank and what makes a bad one (destroying personal property, etc.). 

I used the example of Jim sticking Dwight’s stapler in Jell-o. 

I walked into this on my desk this morning.

It was the first of MANY to come!

Including 3 more things in Jell-o!!

APRIL FOOLS AS A TEACHER!! I was nervous about April Fools with the group I had today, so yesterday I was explaining to them what makes a good prank and what makes a bad one (destroying personal property, etc.).
I used the example of Jim sticking Dwight’s stapler in Jell-o.
I walked into this on my desk this morning.
It was the first of MANY to come!
Including 3 more things in Jell-o!!

31 3 / 2014

are you sitting on your computer going through the people you follow?
AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!

27 3 / 2014

Took this sneaky picture of @kristenjoossefruit at breakfast. She is the crepe master.

Took this sneaky picture of @kristenjoossefruit at breakfast. She is the crepe master.

24 3 / 2014

Today I just realized that I made more during my summer job in University than I do now.
My pay checks are less with 5 years of University education, 2 degrees and 1 year of experience than they were when I was 18.
Shit.
I don’t know why I didn’t figure this out sooner, I think I didn’t want too!